Tropical Fruit Juice
Peel and dice the kiwifruit. Put them into a punch bowl. Pour vodka into the bowl til soaked past all the fruit. Leave it for an hour. Through everything into the blender along with 1/3 as much fruit juice and however much honey you prefer (NOT sugar because that's gross). Blend til smooth.
Now you can be a gold chocobo too!!! XD XD XD
Now I'll just have to figure out how to make Trio of 9999..... *evil laughs*
PS: for those of you who prefered the REAL gysahl greens, blend in pickled cumcumbers instead of kiwifruit. Not brave enough to try that yet.